with apologies to Simon and Garfunkel
stand for honesty
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum
Antelopes are missionaries
And hamsters turn on frequently what a gas
Elephants are not dumb.
Guess where I spent MY entire weekend? I originally thought Mr.’s Simon and Garfunkel would give me the opportunity to upload lots of my pictures. I was wrong. They want animals I don’t have and lack verses for all the ones I’ve got. Tragedy. That’s OK. I massacred their song anyway. (And yes, when you kill every line of two verses, it can properly be called a massacre.)
Jessie Powell is the Jester Queen. She likes to tell you about her dog, her kids, her fiction, and her blog, but not necessarily in that order.