Friday Fluff, March 23, 2012

“A long time ago in a galaxy far far away….”

Oh no! I have to pick my own quiz at Friday Fluff. I’m so indecisive. I considered this one: http://www.quizopolis.com/a_to_z_survey.php because who wouldn’t want to know everything about me. Only I just did an alphabet post. And the author here appears to have written the answers for me. #Pointless.

Then, I thought about this one here, http://www.quizopolis.com/survey/6811/30-Questions-About-Your-Ex-Survey/, but remembered just in time that I don’t have any exes, having married the first guy I dated. Unless you count the kid I went around with when I was twelve. Which I totally do not, since we only really hung out together since his brother was dating the girl I thought was my best friend who turned out to actually be a frenemy. Only ‘frenemy’ hadn’t been invented at that time, so I just called her ‘that bitch I used to get along with for awhile’.

Finally, though, I settled on this one: http://www.quizopolis.com/survey/861/Crazy-Questions-Survey/. Because, hey, I own my crazy. But then, I realized that there are holy hell a hundred questions and I’m not crazy enough to answer a hundred question quiz when probably half of them are redundant.

But then at last, I found something short AND funny here: http://www.quizopolis.com/survey/6789/15-Wacky-Random-Questions-Survey/

So, here Ieeeee ….. go!

If you were a dog what would you want your name to be?
Chewbacca. Because I’d be a big old hairy walking carpet of a canine.

How are you today?

“…we’re all fine here.” [Blasts out the console.] “Luke! We’re gonna have company.”

You have to choose; owning 9 cats, eating peanut butter forever!

[Breaks out of Star Wars mode]. Wait. Do the cats eat peanut butter forever? What’s the choice here? What’s the punctuation here? Sigh. I’ll go with my gut and say “owning 9 cats”, but they cannot have peanut butter under any circumstances.

 If you could make the sky any color what would it be?

Bright blue with two suns, a desert, and Luke Skywalker whooping “This is just like shooting womp rats back home!” just before he dissolved into the reality of being back home.

Do you think some people are mind readers?

“You fools! He’s using an old Jedi mind trick!”

Would you want to choose your dying date?

Wow, really, I’d rather that my date survived to the end of the meal. Unlike, say Greedo when he went out with Han that one time or Jabba when he captivated Leia.

 Would you want to choose how you die?

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

How many woods did the woodchuck chuck?

“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for”

 How many fingers am I holding up?

One. That is not the Vulcan sign either, laddybuck. And you’re in the wrong series if you think you should be giving it here anyway.

Would you ever live a life like Tarzan and be raised by apes?

No. But Wookies probably wouldn’t be so bad.

Should Obi-Wan have been more through and chopped off Anniken’s head?

Should George Lucas have been less thorough and never made those horrendous first three movies?

Should Sarah Palin be banned from government?

Palin, Padmé; Palin, Padmé. Who to ban, who to keep. Tough choices, these.

If you could, would you erase America’s debt?

Does an Ewok shit off a tall tree? On second thought, don’t answer that.

Whats your hair color?

What’s your problem with apostrophes?

“Reblous are you.” “When 900 years old you reach, look this good you will not.”

Did you ever wish you were a member of the opposite sex?

No. But it would be really cool to be a droid or something, don’t you think?

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Next week? Who can say from whence the quiz will hail. Mayhap I’ll chose again, mayhap t’will be Lisa. Stay tuned until then

About jesterqueen:
Jessie Powell is the Jester Queen. She likes to tell you about her dog, her kids, her fiction, and her blog, but not necessarily in that order.

Comments

Friday Fluff, March 23, 2012 — 14 Comments

  1. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!

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    If I don't get to vote for Auntie Sarah, I'll have nothing left to laugh about when they broadcast the evening telly news.

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