I think I’ll make the popcorn on the stove
and melt a little Cabot on the side.
And if then through our pantry I do rove
I might grate us some dry jack to divide.
Though maybe the air popper is enough
for those who do not like my stinky cheese;
the butter will melt smoothly in the trough
that sits above the greatest blast of heat.
But understand this now my love. I’ll give
up Roquefort, Camembert, and even Brie.
But pop me no corn in that monster. Dine
alone if you engage that dread machine.… Read the rest