At the Zoo

At the 





with apologies to Simon and Garfunkel

The Monkeys



stand for honesty




are insincere




And theElephants





are kindly but they’re dumb*

Orangutans are skeptical

Of changes in their cages

And the zookeeper is very fond of rum


are reactionaries

Antelopes are missionaries

Pigeons plot in secrecy

And hamsters turn on frequently what a gas


Elephants are not dumb.

Back to the song already!


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