Friday Fluff, January 20, 2012
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Hola como estas?
Estoy en necesidad de una margarita
What are you obsessed with?
World peace, as long as it can achieve itself without any help from me
What do you dip your chicken nuggets in?
I don’t.
What was the last road trip you went on?
Cincinnati last December But the link is to a post about a road trip while ON that road trip.
When’s the last time you dance with someone?
Hmmm… Grammar fail. The last time I danced with someone was at Zumba at the YMCA.
What’s your favorite show?
Well, I think right now, My Fair Lady. But Scott and I go to see Spamalot next Tuesday night, so that may trump. We’ll see.
If you could visit anywhere, where would you visit?
Well, anywhere, obviously. It’s kind of stupid when you put the answer in the question.
What’s your ringtone?
For whom? I have a Scottish one for Scott, a light and airy one for my mother, the Russian Dance from the Nutcracker for regular, and for poor Linda an accidentally annoying one that chants “Pick up de phone” to the tune of Beethoven’s 5th. I swear to God it was cute until the first time it actually rang.
What’s the wallpaper on your cell phone?
Red with gold busts of Caesar
Who is the 6th text message in yur inbox from?
“yur”. Shouldn’t that be capitalized and possessive? Like “Who is the 6th text message in Yur’s inbox from?” And how the hell should I know? Who is Yur? Does he live in a Yurt?
Go to your pictures…what is the 33rd pic of?
Which pictures? Phone pictures? I don’t have 33 on there right now. Regular pictures? 33rd in which folder? You know what? Just forget it.
Whose your 78th contact in your phone?
Fuck you. What’s with the damned numbers? Oh and thank you SO much for reminding me I lost half my contacts when my PHONE GOT STOLEN. Now? Shit, I’m lucky if I have 45 contacts, let alone seventy fucking eight. Christ.
Whose your favorite character from The Office?
My time working in an office was extremely traumatic, and I prefer not to discuss it with you.
Have you seen every episode starting from Season 1?
Every episode of everything ever? No. I don’t watch TV.
What color is your hair?
Brown.
Favorite quote?
“Fuck you”
What kind of car do you have?
Hyundai Sonata
What makes you laugh?
See my blogroll.
Whats the last movie you saw in theatres?
“What” should not be pluralized. That “Whats” wants for an apostrophe. And Sherlock Game of Shadows.
If you could co-star in a movie with any actor/actress you would it be?
“Who” would it be, not “you”. But I shouldn’t be so flip. God, I feel bad about this one. I mean, I consider myself an advocate. So I apologize, but the only actor/actress I know about is Jaye Davidson, and I guess I’d have to go with Stargate in that case. And I promise to learn more about trans actor/actresses, because this is an issue that’s important to me.
Whats your favorite article of clothing?
Um, I hate to nag, but if I’m going to take the time to correct your grammar, you ought to take the time to pay attention to the lesson. W-H-A-T-Apostrophe-S. Right now, I don’t even have a favorite pair of jeans, and howsabout I promise to come back and answer this in twenty pounds or so?
What were you doing on New Years?
How many new years are we talking about here? It’s a good thing we do the same thing every year, or I’d be writing a really long time. We were at my sister-in-law’s.
GASP! LOOK! WHAT’S BEHIND YOU?!
When I gasped, my husband asked if I was choking and offered to to help. So when I looked, he was behind me.
What are you looking forward too?
I just looked backwards, now I’m going forward? Make up your mind. I’m looking forward to the computer screen of course. DUH.
Are you the life of the party?
Better that than its death, wouldn’t you agree?
Finish this sentence…You are______
my sunshine, my only sunshine.
If you could meet Barack Obama, what would you ask him?
How the hell did I get past security?
Pop Tarts or Toaster Struddles?
Ick. Neither.
Dark Chocolate or Milk Chocolate?
Dark. Please.
Truth or Dare?
Truth. Always.
Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Only on the cheek, I swear.
Your getting chased by the Easter Bunny! What do you do?!
In days of yore, the Easter Bunny was like a God or something, right? Oh my GOD! I don’t see Your anywhere. He’s gone! You’re really scaring me. I think the Easter Bunny may have eaten Your. I don’t know what to do! What do you and yours suggest?
Whats in your junk drawer?
Get him out!! Isn’t that a little personal?
Whats something about you that no one knows?
I don’t know. Ask no one.
What kinda phone do you have?
Eh. I kinda have a flip phone, except it was stolen. So now, I totally have an Android.
Whats the wallpaper on your computer?
It’s impossible to tell for all the game icons. Addict needs an intervention.
Do you dance when nobody’s watching?
Jesus! Nobody is stalking me again. PEEPING TOM PEEPING TOM!
What’s your race?
Well, since I don’t watch TV, I don’t see The Amazing Race, but my sister-in-law and family got my mother-in-law hooked on it, so it must be OK. Running races makes me really gaspy and stuff, so I guess Queen’s “Bicycle Race”. Since the fat bottomed girls will be riding today.
Whose your loudest friend?
Oh. OK. Well, um, TELL WHOSE THAT’S GREAT, OK!?
When your having a party, who definitely has to be there?
Damn it, I thought Your got eaten by the Easter Bunny! Now, you tell me he’s really planning a party, and the whole thing was a scam to keep from inviting me so he could invite Who instead? I bet he has What and I-Don’t-Know-Who on that list as well. Thanks a-fuckin’-lot, Your. See what happens to you. Just you see if I worry about you the next time the Easter Bunny comes after you with a goddamned butcher knife.
Whats the best food combo?
Steak and margaritas.
When you need someone to talk to, who do you go to?
Pick up de phone.
Whats your favorite band(s)?
What’s the day of the week? Oh. It’s Friday. OK. Friday, it’s The Cure(s).
What song do you want played at your funeral?
“The Bitch Is Back”
Your mom goes to college!
Great! I’m so happy for her! I’m all about continuing education.
Would you like other people to see your survey answers?
Shit yes. Why the hell else would I post them on my blog?
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I chortled. But my favorite is, "Get him out!! Isn’t that a little personal?"
Dear GOD these are so much fun.
So. Funny.
Is it good that we share the same favorite quote?
It is an excellent sign of taste and camaraderie
I love how you tear their grammar to shreds. (Please be kind to me though!) 🙂
Never fear — it's one thing if you've actually taken the time to write a thoughtful, intelligent post (which you do!). You're your only proofreader, and you are BOUND to have mistakes .God knows I do. These are just laaaazy people who can't be bothered to proofread and who may not ever have known what was 'right' to begin with.
I am so glad I found the Friday Fluff meme! I had the best time being a smart ass while answering the dumbest questions!
I loved how you kept taking the teen's grammar mistakes and misspellings and turning them into people. Too funny!
Isn't this the most fun EVER? My only regret is that I didn't jump on the boat as soon as I found out about it.
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