Thor, Sif, and Loki walked into the bar.
“Oh fuck.” It was twenty minutes to closing and the place was deserted, except for the bartender. She snapped her fingers and the sign flipped from open to closed. “I told you to stay out of here.”
“Relax, Sigyn,” said Sif. “He’s with us.” Sif shook her hair loose from her cloak, and four beer steins sprang onto the bar. “What ‘s on tap?”
Sigyn stared at the mugs for a few seconds. “The Sam Adams isn’t bad.” She regarded Loki with lowered eyebrows, while he looked at everything in the room except his wife.… Read the rest