with apologies to Simon and Garfunkel

…

The 

stand for honesty

are insincere

And the

are kindly but they’re dumb*

Orangutans are skeptical

Of changes in their cages

And the zookeeper is very fond of rum

are reactionaries

Antelopes are missionaries

Pigeons plot in secrecy

And hamsters turn on frequently what a gas

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Elephants are not dumb.

Back to the song already!

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